frozen-nips:

trashboat:

pemsylvania:

i just tried to take a mint like a fucking ibuprofen

you snorted a mint?

thechildofchristmas:

rikudera:

thegoombs:

thegoombs:

Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.

I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???

I feel like this is a good time to share the fact that Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy.

goofy periodically changes his name to avoid the IRS if i remember right

brucebannerkin:

underoosstark:

marvelrose:

find me in the corner sobbing to death

ONE LAST SACRIFICE

people keep forgetting someone! :)

transwicca:

bemusedlybespectacled:

samwellhaus:

ghibliin:

maternalcube:

spaceysquid:

existentialterror:

airydisc:

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

I call this one BE NOT AFRAID

i made a pure good one thats all about loving your friends

i made me

I call it Yikes

When someone insults that thing you like

p-pwease, mr. obama

urban-cryptid:

kramergate:

“bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word

It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist

therosyangel:

dreamseqvencing:

Imagine if the moon was heart shaped

she’d be too powerful

goosemixtapes:

me, 0.2 seconds after arriving in the good place, waving my arms like i’m flagging down a taxi: janet. janet janet janet janet

janet, appearing beside me with her customer service smile: yes, max goosemixtapes?

me: the author of my immortal. was she genuine or